If You’re Easily Amused…

HelleboreIf, like me, you are easily entertained, here’s a fun thing to do the next time you’re out walking the streets of McMinnville:

Stroll on over to the new crosswalk signal at 5th and Adams. Press the button 3 times and sing along as it plays the beginning of the Dreidel Song. Next, continue on down to 2nd and Adams. If you stand on the corner between the walk signals, it sounds just like you are in the middle of a Pong game – Beep…boop…beep…boop…..
And then when you press the arrow button, a stern voice will say “Wait” which you should if you value your life. Then when the signal changes it says “Step” and that is your cue to get a move on. Of course, once you get out into the crosswalk, it continues giving more instructions but don’t stop to listen.

(All this new crosswalk technology is pretty cool, but what I’d really like to hear is more variety. Perhaps they could program a random playlist of “Step in Time” from Mary Poppins or “Do the Hustle” by Van McCoy or my personal favorite “Walk Like an Egyptian” by the Bangles.)

And finally, continue walking until you come to 9th and Baker where you can rest and enjoy a hot cup of tea. Check out this week’s featured tea (profiled on our website) by clicking here.

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